GI Joe

GI Joe

The first official GI Joe posters are online.

They remind me of the ones for The Matrix: Reloaded that just showed the characters from the neck down. The difference there was that we were seeing characters that were established in the first film that we recognized. Outside of that context I don’t really see the point of this style of poster it really doesn’t reveal much about the movie other than that all the characters look good in latex.

I never really watched the G.I. Joe TV show when I was a youngster so I don’t have any real emotion invested in this film (obviously I’d like it to be good), but I know it means a lot to some of you guys. So with that in mind, what do you think of the posters? How about the idea of the adaptation in general?

Source: Aint It Cool

The first full length ‘G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra’ trailer has arrived. Dumb doesn’t even begin to cover it.

Cutting from green goo taking down the Eiffel Tower to Dennis Quaid saying “We have never faced a threat like this.” - That’s how you do grave, people.

Underwater city - check. Marlon Wayans in a supersuit - check. But where the hell are the pork chop sandwiches?

‘G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra’ stars Dennis Quaid, Channing Tatum, Marlon Wayans, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Sienna Miller. The cobra will rise on August 7th. Bring beer.